Dillon the Tall

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Dillon the Tall is a professional tall person. Yes, he really is that tall.

He has not grown taller since the last time you saw him. You just forgot how tall he is.

He sleeps diagonally on a queen bed, and buys his clothes from Johnny Bigg. (not sponsored)

Despite many people asking, Dillon refuses to give some of his height to other people. His secret to growing tall is to eat long beans every day without cutting them.

He cannot ride the Fearfall at Rainbow's End because he exceeds the height limit.

Sports

Dillon played basketball as a young kid but he quit at age 7 because it became too easy. Yes, he can dunk. What good is being this tall if you can't dunk?

He plays tennis with what is known as the "servebot" game style.

Family

Dillon is the tallest in his family. His dad is 6'2" and mum is 5'5".

His siblings are nowhere near as tall as him.

Travel

Contrary to common belief, Dillon does not drive a limousine. He drives a Toyota Prius using his knees.

When taking public transport, he does not sit down because none of the seats have enough legroom.

Dillon only travels in business class on planes for the same reason.

Weather

The weather in Up There is currently 16ÂșC with clear skies.